The Federation of New Warhaven is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Lionel with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.774 billion Warhavians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harmony. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Warhavenian economy, worth 427 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,191 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, it's always rabbit season, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Warhaven's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Warhaven is ranked 73,333^rd in the world and 138^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 411.82 on the Clooney Contribution Index.